Ain't this the truth!

This has to be one of the funniest, most accurate cartoons I've seen since the Boondocks. The guy that created this got fired from his job at Best Buy because they thought he was making fun of the store, but he never mentioned them. With this kind of talent, he doesn't need to work at Best Buy anyway. Anyone who has ever worked in customer service will relate to this.

Like a wounded fish in the ocean...

Temporarily being without a vehicle (my vehicle was stolen and my insurance company is taking their sweet time settling my claim) has me being extra nice to people with cars that aren't exactly road-worthy. That being said, I couldn't help but get this car on wax. The only reason I took it is because of what was about to ensue. I was riding through Dearborn (for those of you in southeastern Michigan) and pulled up behind this car at a red light. I immediately get to thinking "Are you serious? You must have BIG marbles to drive like this down here!" Not as soon as I processed the thought, a car pulls to the light on the opposite side of the street. After realizing the artistic value of the shot, I couldn't pass it up. Yup, that car that pulled up was the police. See it at the top left of the pic? You know they got 'em.....

Bustin' Out!

Listening to my Pandora radio trying to get some inspiration to post something. Rap wasn't doing it for me so I switch to my Funk channel. Fate must have been on my side because as I'm rocking out to the late, great Rick James' "Bustin' Out", I get this monstosity emailed to me. How appropriate. Notice the tat on her thigh of a diamond? I bet it says something like "Grind 2 Shine" or "Diamond N Da Ruff". I'd say you're just a "Ruff Azz Cubic Zirconia"...

People with kids

These go in the WTF category fa real (in my Pimp C voice)! These parents people with kids need the sh*t slapped out of them:

Seriously? After a hard day's work, you decide to come home and kick it. Job got you stressed. Bills on top of you. Let me have a drink with my homies. "Damn, junior still up?" Hell, I know just what will put him to sleep...

*UPDATE*  Um...Why are you two grown *ss men sitting so close? You're on a sectional, yet your legs are TOUCHING! Thanks to my girl LaKeshia for pointing this out.

DAMMIT!!! Not only are not doing this baby any favors by having it out so soon (clearly this baby is brand-spanking-new), you don't even have the decency to have a proper carrier. As bad as that is, you probably got the bag from the gas station. SMH...

Channelling Shenene

Whomever took this photo is not really your friend. That set of golds silver teeth alone, not to mention those scary crump'n clown eyebrows. I'm just saying...

I'd need a drink too...

Wow...

Thanks to Kalibi for grabbing this one.

Too Murch

Just how much jewelery can one be comfortable wearing? We have silver, gold, costume... Wait. Eureka! I got it. The bling is to distract you from that TRAIN WRECK sitting on top of her head! I shoulda knewn. At least pat that boy down if you think you're going to take a picture, let alone pose for one. Sheesh!


Thanks to my girl Cola for the pic.

Back It Up

I guess I missed the memo stating that baby boomer-aged men wearing mesh shirts was all the rage...

Thanks to People of Walmart for the pic
Back It Up

D's up front, D's in the back

I see this is a growing phenomenon. Ladies, back boobs are NOT hot! Thanks to Epic Fail for the footage