I only wanted to be in and out...

I'm driving to the apartment and rehearsing how the next few minutes will play out. "This will be a surgical extraction. Go in, round up the package with a bare minimum amount of conversation because you're tired and you have a 25 minute drive home" I tell myself. I got my game face on and I'm ready. Things NEVER seem to go as planned, although this was a welcomed delay. Upon pulling up in the apartment I see this:

I'm surveying the situation thinking "What in the hell did he do to get his shit tossed out?" All is quiet, so I go inside. Once inside, I look out the window to get a better pic of the scene, shown here:

I get what I came for and on my way out, I walk into what I just knew was the fight:

As it turns out, the two guys walking through the debris aren't involved in the situation. I did notice the lady to the far left of the picture looking disheveled and upset, so I assumed she shook the spot because she was about to get some "straightening" for throwing his shit out. Get this: the clothes on the ground are the lady's in the picture! Found that out because her bitch-made boyfriend is yelling at her out of the window calling her all kinds of sluts and whores. Now, listening in to everything, it's clear that she had sex with somebody other than him. I'm not mad at him for being mad, but throwing her shit out the window gets your man card revoked. I chuckle and then open the car door when I hear another lady yelling "Wait, wait!" I wait to see what's to come and the best moment of the night presents itself. Remember those two guys walking through the stuff on the lawn? The lady yelling was trying to get them to hold the door because she didn't have a key. They either ignored her didn't hear her and continued into the apartment. She hauled ass to get catch the door, but to no avail. She was running too fast for those baby doll shoes and was on some Charlie Brown just missed kicking the football shit! I had to focus in order to get the shot, but then laughed until my stomach hurt.