Swaggin' and Surfin'

So.....I'm driving home after a long day trying to figure some things out and I'm not in the best of moods. I'm road raging because this ass just cut me off and stopped me from making my left turn. Good thing I waited. I'm fussing and cussing as if my rant will make the van magically speed up. When the van turned, I punched the gas to complete my turn and avoid the traffic behind him because I waited long enough due to Mr. Rude. I start tailgating the van (I know...) for no good reason when something caught the corner of my eye. I look up and see a mattress and a shoe. "Hmmmm...What's wrong with this picture I ask myself?" The shoe should have fallen off during the turn and the mattress isn't tied down. How about it's weighted down with this crazy fuck ON TOP OF EVERYTHING! I don't know about you but in my highest and drunkest of days, I don't know if I would have tried to pull this off. I present: Dub T Surfing