Dude, where's my dignity?

Cinco De Mayo, ah yes! Some would call it (however offensive) Mexican's St. Patricks day. Lot's of tequila, Corona and Tecate (a Mexican beer I discovered that is much better than Corona, IMO). Generally, when there's public intoxication, there's public indecency. Two drunk female "friends" kissing has become so very cliche so I wasn't surprised to capture this on wax. After getting the pictures up on the computer, I was surprised to see two creepy guys looking like they were about to whip one off right in the middle of the crowd! With that, I bring to you: 40 (combined) year-old virgin