I know I was drinking, but...

I'm thoroughly confused. I'm looking around the bar and I'm seeing all these ladies women stand up on their bar stools to sing along to the music. I'm not thrilled, being that there are women who've had one too many on 2 stools down on both sides of me wobbling and I don't want to fight a drunken chick because her grown ass knew better but did it anyway. I'm working in my phone and I look up to see the leprechaun. I ask myself "Is he serious? Doesn't he notice that only females are up on the stools?" I then nudge 2 of the guys with me and ask them about the jersey. We come to a decision that we've NEVER seen the jersey that he had on (my friend and myself both attended MSU), but it might have been one of the jerseys from the Lady Spartans. With that, I introduce: Lucky Charms