Bustin' Out!

Listening to my Pandora radio trying to get some inspiration to post something. Rap wasn't doing it for me so I switch to my Funk channel. Fate must have been on my side because as I'm rocking out to the late, great Rick James' "Bustin' Out", I get this monstosity emailed to me. How appropriate. Notice the tat on her thigh of a diamond? I bet it says something like "Grind 2 Shine" or "Diamond N Da Ruff". I'd say you're just a "Ruff Azz Cubic Zirconia"...